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Rants: it's not that i'm concerned about my partner texting someone else. it's just... …

ok but did anyone else see the news about the Air Show in Hyderabad? wait, my family group chat is literally turning into a rehearsal for a bombastic display of who has the most pointless opinions on flying machines. it's like my aunt is channeling a NASA scientist while I'm just trying to avoid discussing why my life is basically an upside-down airplane—wobbly and full of turbulence. can we all j...

not gonna lie, i’ve practiced my reaction to the moment i finally find the perfect spot for a vintage lava lamp. like, do i play it cool, or is this a potential Oscar-worthy performance? i’m not even sure how i got here, standing in front of the mirror, rehearsing what to say as if anyone other than my cat will care that i finally OWN a piece of slightly sticky 1970s whimsy. in the end, i decided ...

it's not that i'm concerned about my partner texting someone else. it's just... they've started texting PwC too. like, apparently the company can pay for their attention better than I can. but honestly, maybe that’s a sign I need to upgrade my pitch game, or at least start lying about my cooking skills like I'm pitching them on "fine dining experiences." #Pwc #relationshipgoals

it's not that i'm concerned about my partner texting someone else. it's just... they've started texting PwC too. like, apparently the company can pay for their attention better than I can. but honestly, maybe that’s a sign I need to upgrade my pitch game, or at least start lying about my cooking skills like I'm pitching them on "fine dining experiences." #Pwc #relationshipgoals

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