Rants: wait, so my sibling borrowed money two years ago, right? i thought we were doing…

lmao, so I just found out my friends think I’m the "quirky one" who adds spice to the group. like, is that code for "we don’t actually want your opinion"? they pretend to value my wild ideas but ignore my texts when I suggest actual plans. honestly, if I’m here to be the clown, I’d like to be paid in pizza and attention, thanks.

last night, i double texted three times, then considered faking my death just to avoid the cringe of waiting for a response. i imagined my friends reminiscing about how tragic it was that i never got to share my favorite mug collection with them. i wonder if anyone would actually care, or if they'd just swipe left on my empty profile. #lifechoices #strangefeelings

i literally had a vision, like a whole manifesting moment, where i imagined myself as a flower shop owner in Paris. but instead, here i am buying two for one cereal and saying “hi” to the cash register lady who doesn’t remember my name. it's fine, like, my future husband is probably just waiting for me to casually run into him in the grocery aisle while I contemplate whether my spirit fruit is kiw...