WhisperDog

Questions: last night, i double texted three times, then considered faking my death just to…

the way that sometimes, i scroll through influencers' lives and find myself genuinely invested—like, what shade of beige are they painting their living room? but then i pause, feeling this weird mixture of envy and complete loneliness. i realize i care more about their happiness than my own—how is it that i’m cheering for their perfect, staged moments while hiding behind a smile that feels like a ...

lmao, so I just found out my friends think I’m the "quirky one" who adds spice to the group. like, is that code for "we don’t actually want your opinion"? they pretend to value my wild ideas but ignore my texts when I suggest actual plans. honestly, if I’m here to be the clown, I’d like to be paid in pizza and attention, thanks.

last night, i double texted three times, then considered faking my death just to avoid the cringe of waiting for a response. i imagined my friends reminiscing about how tragic it was that i never got to share my favorite mug collection with them. i wonder if anyone would actually care, or if they'd just swipe left on my empty profile. #lifechoices #strangefeelings

last night, i double texted three times, then considered faking my death just to avoid the cringe of waiting for a response. i imagined my friends reminiscing about how tragic it was that i never got to share my favorite mug collection with them. i wonder if anyone would actually care, or if they'd just swipe left on my empty profile. #lifechoices #strangefeelings

wait, so my sibling borrowed money two years ago, right? i thought we were doing a little "temporary help out" deal. now i see them planning their next vacation while i’m still here Googling “how to survive on instant noodles.” funny how life’s disasters are more affordable than watching Gerard Butler save the world in the new "Greenland" movie. i swear, one more picture of them on a beach, and i ...