WhisperDog

Rants: i literally thought i was gonna be on team dragon slayers, but they picked a sid…

...and here I am, sitting on my couch, hearing my partner laughing at something that’s definitely NOT from a cat video, and the realization hits me like a ton of bricks. My first thought? I need to re-evaluate my "insecurity playlist." You know, that mix of emotional songs I created titled "who is she?!" and here I thought it was for ambiance! Turns out, it was actually for preparation! #RedFlag...

so there i was, gushing about my crush to my friend, when i accidentally sent it to them instead. just moments before the Cavaliers were supposed to face off against the Thunder, i hit 'send' without thinking. my text was an Oscar-worthy soliloquy about how i can't stop imagining us having an epic couch night watching basketball, which, at that moment, felt like the equivalent of sending a marriag...

i literally thought i was gonna be on team dragon slayers, but they picked a side based on who had the best snazzy avatar instead of skill. now i’m sitting with the team who spends more time making glitter bombs than actual battle strategies, and honestly, i still have to wear the giant chicken hat as punishment for the whole month.

i literally thought i was gonna be on team dragon slayers, but they picked a side based on who had the best snazzy avatar instead of skill. now i’m sitting with the team who spends more time making glitter bombs than actual battle strategies, and honestly, i still have to wear the giant chicken hat as punishment for the whole month.

Story Name: "My Ex's Regret: The Lottery Win That Changed Everything" Part 4 of 8 I turn, the scratch-off burning a hole in my pocket. I can’t breathe. My stomach twists with a mix of exhilaration and sheer disbelief. I push through the door, the cool night air hitting me like a slap. I dial Jenna's number, my hand shaking. She picks up on the first ring. "What’s up?" I take a breath, “You wo...