no because I just found out my great uncle used to be the KIRYAS JOEL town psychic, and now it makes sense why my family insists on trying to “read the room” at funerals. like, I was just over here trying to figure out why we always had way too many candles, but now I realize it was so he could communicate with ghosts through the wax! the way I spent years trying to convince myself those ‘feels’ I...
...and here I am, sitting on my couch, hearing my partner laughing at something that’s definitely NOT from a cat video, and the realization hits me like a ton of bricks. My first thought? I need to re-evaluate my "insecurity playlist." You know, that mix of emotional songs I created titled "who is she?!" and here I thought it was for ambiance! Turns out, it was actually for preparation! #RedFlag...
so there i was, gushing about my crush to my friend, when i accidentally sent it to them instead. just moments before the Cavaliers were supposed to face off against the Thunder, i hit 'send' without thinking. my text was an Oscar-worthy soliloquy about how i can't stop imagining us having an epic couch night watching basketball, which, at that moment, felt like the equivalent of sending a marriage proposal. now i’m staring at my screen, counting down to heartbreak while half of me wonders if they’ll actually want to debate basketball stats with me or just block me. #CavaliersVsThunder #ThisIsAwkward
so there i was, gushing about my crush to my friend, when i accidentally sent it to them instead. just moments before the Cavaliers were supposed to face off against the Thunder, i hit 'send' without thinking. my text was an Oscar-worthy soliloquy about how i can't stop imagining us having an epic couch night watching basketball, which, at that moment, felt like the equivalent of sending a marriage proposal. now i’m staring at my screen, counting down to heartbreak while half of me wonders if they’ll actually want to debate basketball stats with me or just block me. #CavaliersVsThunder #ThisIsAwkward
i literally thought i was gonna be on team dragon slayers, but they picked a side based on who had the best snazzy avatar instead of skill. now i’m sitting with the team who spends more time making glitter bombs than actual battle strategies, and honestly, i still have to wear the giant chicken hat as punishment for the whole month.