honestly, my workload just doubled because half the team got laid off, but now I am seriously reconsidering my life choices. I spent my entire lunch break rehearsing how I would explain this chaos at my own imaginary funeral, dressed in my go-to funeral outfit just in case. if Drake Maye can make the playoffs, I should at least get a medal for surviving corporate absurdity. #Game #LifeIsTheRealGam...
it’s not that i care about elton john’s kneecaps being turned into jewelry. it’s just... i’ve been overthinking whether i should turn my old gym shoes into a scrapbook because they held my tears during those endless treadmill sessions. and now, realizing elton has his old body parts fashionably displayed makes me think i should at least monetize my emotional breakdowns too. where does it end? next...
not gonna lie, when i heard about elton john turning his old knees into jewelry, i had a moment. i’m over here just trying to keep my 30-something self together, realizing i’ve been walking around like an old lady after yoga class. meanwhile, elton's strutting with sparkly knees that remind me of the last time i danced like nobody was watching, which was literally yesterday… in my living room, with the blinds closed. sometimes i think i should just give my life an upgrade too, like trading my low-energy evenings for bedazzled moments of grandeur, but let’s be real, all i can offer is my left sock and three expired coupons. #EltonJohn #KneeGoals
not gonna lie, when i heard about elton john turning his old knees into jewelry, i had a moment. i’m over here just trying to keep my 30-something self together, realizing i’ve been walking around like an old lady after yoga class. meanwhile, elton's strutting with sparkly knees that remind me of the last time i danced like nobody was watching, which was literally yesterday… in my living room, with the blinds closed. sometimes i think i should just give my life an upgrade too, like trading my low-energy evenings for bedazzled moments of grandeur, but let’s be real, all i can offer is my left sock and three expired coupons. #EltonJohn #KneeGoals
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this chapter may be tough, but every difficult moment has a way of leading us to growth we never expected. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #Healing #StayStrong