i walked into a support group for left-handed people because i thought it would help my chronic clumsiness. turns out, i was the ONLY right-handed person there. when i tried to explain my existence, they all just stared at me like i was a math problem nobody wanted to solve. at that moment, it hit me. maybe i am the problem… then the room erupted in applause for someone showing off their perfect l...
literally just turned down a golden opportunity because i was having a “no thanks” moment. now i’m watching someone else shine with that KVS NVS exam question paper they didn’t even think about. like, i could have been that successful, you know? but here i am, questioning my life choices while eating instant noodles in the dark, trying to convince myself that maybe my future is with the cats on my...
it's not that messy in here... it's just a 'minimalist aesthetic' - you know, with three weeks of takeout containers forming a tower in the corner and half-eaten snacks scattered like little reminders of my poor life choices. honestly, who needs a dining table when you can create an *atmosphere* with the aroma of cold pizza? i mean, can we discuss how my laundry is in *committed relationship* with my bed now?
it's not that messy in here... it's just a 'minimalist aesthetic' - you know, with three weeks of takeout containers forming a tower in the corner and half-eaten snacks scattered like little reminders of my poor life choices. honestly, who needs a dining table when you can create an *atmosphere* with the aroma of cold pizza? i mean, can we discuss how my laundry is in *committed relationship* with my bed now?
just realized my ex is dating my friend and it’s almost as shocking as that kid who threw a rock at a school bus. like, how did i not see this coming? i swear my friends are sneaky like they think they're in some kind of undercover mission. i only found out when they tagged each other in a photo, looking like they just landed a reality show contract together. now i'm just left here, nursing a brok...