it's not that I’m paranoid or anything, it's just... I was testing my voice-to-text feature and accidentally dictated my THOUGHTS instead of a grocery list. I could hear myself saying “Maybe the plants in my house are judging my life choices, especially the one that survived a hurricane but not my career,” and then I thought, wait, am I crazy? just praying nobody in the grocery store starts giving...
wait, so my side hustle is now covering all my expenses while I sit here watching Sydney weather news about fires, and I’m seriously questioning if I should change my plans for dinner to just soup in a bread bowl because that’s what I assume survival tastes like? I think I’ve reached a level of adulthood where I’m on first-name basis with the local thrift store manager, but I won’t name names beca...
i walked into a support group for left-handed people because i thought it would help my chronic clumsiness. turns out, i was the ONLY right-handed person there. when i tried to explain my existence, they all just stared at me like i was a math problem nobody wanted to solve. at that moment, it hit me. maybe i am the problem… then the room erupted in applause for someone showing off their perfect left-handed handwriting and i was left there, clutching a pencil like a weapon.
i walked into a support group for left-handed people because i thought it would help my chronic clumsiness. turns out, i was the ONLY right-handed person there. when i tried to explain my existence, they all just stared at me like i was a math problem nobody wanted to solve. at that moment, it hit me. maybe i am the problem… then the room erupted in applause for someone showing off their perfect left-handed handwriting and i was left there, clutching a pencil like a weapon.
literally just turned down a golden opportunity because i was having a “no thanks” moment. now i’m watching someone else shine with that KVS NVS exam question paper they didn’t even think about. like, i could have been that successful, you know? but here i am, questioning my life choices while eating instant noodles in the dark, trying to convince myself that maybe my future is with the cats on my...