last night, my manager asked me to train my replacement. they acted like it was just a routine request—meanwhile, nobody told me i was leaving. sitting there, pretending to be a professional while my stomach tightened from the hidden debt piling up, it hit me: nobody has a clue what’s really going on. so i smiled and nodded, hiding my panic under a calm exterior—what happens when i finally have to...
i found this old text thread where i actually complimented someone’s favorite type of pasta like it was their newborn child. did i think we were gonna open a pasta restaurant together? why did i call spaghetti “the regal noodle”? who did i think i was? now i can’t even string together a proper sentence without using emojis. #cringe #pasta royalty
i was staring at the news about Blast Slam. three teams missed the playoffs while i calculated how long it would take me to save enough for... well, anything other than this endless cycle of work misery. when i realized my savings goals are like Tundra’s chances of making the cut, i mean... why even try, right? and now i'm wondering if staying at a place that suffocates me for a paycheck is just... so much easier than chasing dreams that probably won't pay off anyway. #BlastSlam #WorkNightmare
i was staring at the news about Blast Slam. three teams missed the playoffs while i calculated how long it would take me to save enough for... well, anything other than this endless cycle of work misery. when i realized my savings goals are like Tundra’s chances of making the cut, i mean... why even try, right? and now i'm wondering if staying at a place that suffocates me for a paycheck is just... so much easier than chasing dreams that probably won't pay off anyway. #BlastSlam #WorkNightmare
not gonna lie, I bought a giant inflatable flamingo on sale last week. I don’t even have a pool. I just thought it would make me feel less alone to have something absurd in my living room. now it just sits there, staring at me, as I scroll through endless contacts in my phone. hundreds of names but no one I can really call. that’s the real joke, isn’t it?