ngl, moved cities for this guy who literally ghosted me three months later, and now all I can do is stare at the #PlaystationPlusMonthlyGames lineup because I have no friends here to play with—just a dog who judges my life choices every time I accidentally yell at the screen when I lose. like, can I request a new identity instead of Need for Speed, because at this point I need all the help I can g...
just realized that every time i turn on the news about naomi osaka and maria sakkari, i see my own reflection in the mirror of financial chaos—like why do their rivalries feel like my own with my bank account? i’m basically reenacting a tennis match with my paycheck—sending it back and forth, never quite getting the upper hand. today i stared into the abyss of my empty wallet, and for a split seco...
day 5 of regretting every life choice, and here i am, watching videos of naomi osaka and maria sakkari instead of applying for jobs. honestly, their passion makes me want to do something productive like breathe deeply or feed my houseplant (still alive, somehow). as my best friend texts me about her 12th date this month, i’m still staring at my phone like it holds the answers to the universe… or at least the secret to getting out of this existential crisis. is this what we call “living our best lives”? #NaomiOsakaVsMariaSakkari #crisismode
day 5 of regretting every life choice, and here i am, watching videos of naomi osaka and maria sakkari instead of applying for jobs. honestly, their passion makes me want to do something productive like breathe deeply or feed my houseplant (still alive, somehow). as my best friend texts me about her 12th date this month, i’m still staring at my phone like it holds the answers to the universe… or at least the secret to getting out of this existential crisis. is this what we call “living our best lives”? #NaomiOsakaVsMariaSakkari #crisismode
it's not that i’m upset about the fish tank maintenance, it's just that my boss asked me to train the replacement but didn't tell me i'm actually getting fired next week… so i just explained how to scrape algae off the glass like i was auditioning for a reality show. now they think i'm running a fishy empire when in reality i'm just pretending this isn't happening while the new hire's looking at m...