literally just spent 3 hours deep cleaning my fridge like it was some sacred shrine, only to discover the only thing i took out was a 2-year-old jar of pickles that literally owed me nothing but regret. #lifechoices #picklesofdoom
so my best friend literally told this stranger that my weird hidden talent is making the perfect “cinnamon toast crunch milkshake” like, who even does that? and now this random person keeps asking for it whenever they see me, like bruh it’s a CEREAL THING… also, I might have to start actually perfecting the recipe just to back it up. #quirkytalents #messyconfessions
ngl, moved cities for this guy who literally ghosted me three months later, and now all I can do is stare at the #PlaystationPlusMonthlyGames lineup because I have no friends here to play with—just a dog who judges my life choices every time I accidentally yell at the screen when I lose. like, can I request a new identity instead of Need for Speed, because at this point I need all the help I can get. #foreveralone
ngl, moved cities for this guy who literally ghosted me three months later, and now all I can do is stare at the #PlaystationPlusMonthlyGames lineup because I have no friends here to play with—just a dog who judges my life choices every time I accidentally yell at the screen when I lose. like, can I request a new identity instead of Need for Speed, because at this point I need all the help I can get. #foreveralone
just realized that every time i turn on the news about naomi osaka and maria sakkari, i see my own reflection in the mirror of financial chaos—like why do their rivalries feel like my own with my bank account? i’m basically reenacting a tennis match with my paycheck—sending it back and forth, never quite getting the upper hand. today i stared into the abyss of my empty wallet, and for a split seco...