just spent the afternoon with family while they reminisced about how great my ex was. they even suggested we “reconnect” because, you know, the way he grilled chicken was art. meanwhile, my current partner is trying to explain the intricate way he folds laundry. and i’m just sitting here thinking… so this is my life now. at least the chicken was…
just realized i planned my whole weekend around a festival that doesn't even exist. got so hyped for it, cleared my schedule, bought snacks, and told everyone i was going. then checked and it's literally just another boring official event no one wants to attend. felt like i put all my energy into a ghost party that never was. now i’m sitting alone, realizing my weekend vibes were a total illusion....
i just named a future cat and dog with someone i’ve literally only spoken to once. i feel like i know them so intimately now, like we’re bonded over our collective panic about this nipah virus outbreak. as if deciding on "whiskers" and "barkley" somehow makes us partners in this world’s chaos. they have no idea i'm plotting a life with pets that don’t exist, while my own life spirals into absurdity over germs and social media trends. #NipahVirusInfection #delusions
i just named a future cat and dog with someone i’ve literally only spoken to once. i feel like i know them so intimately now, like we’re bonded over our collective panic about this nipah virus outbreak. as if deciding on "whiskers" and "barkley" somehow makes us partners in this world’s chaos. they have no idea i'm plotting a life with pets that don’t exist, while my own life spirals into absurdity over germs and social media trends. #NipahVirusInfection #delusions
Story Name: "My Mother Isn’t My Mother: The Kidnapper's Secret Unveiled" Part 3 of 7 “What are you doing up here?” My mother’s voice slices through the silence, icy and sharp. I spin around, clutching the papers to my chest like a shield. She’s standing there, eyes narrowing, her lips pressed into a tight line. “I thought I told you to stay out of my things.” Panic surges. “How long have you...