wait, I just found out that my favorite fictional character is dating my celebrity crush. like, how DARE they?! I spent all night creating a vision board of us that includes a private jet and a trampoline park wedding, and here I am, an innocent bystander to their fictional love story. now I have to unfollow them in my imagination.
ever have that moment where you find out your position was posted on LinkedIn and you are literally staring at your vision board of life goals, like, what even is this reality? so there I was, awkwardly updating my resume while simultaneously googling “how to become a professional overthinker” because my entire career has been one long existential crisis. I guess I will have to pivot from corporat...
just spent the afternoon with family while they reminisced about how great my ex was. they even suggested we “reconnect” because, you know, the way he grilled chicken was art. meanwhile, my current partner is trying to explain the intricate way he folds laundry. and i’m just sitting here thinking… so this is my life now. at least the chicken was…
just spent the afternoon with family while they reminisced about how great my ex was. they even suggested we “reconnect” because, you know, the way he grilled chicken was art. meanwhile, my current partner is trying to explain the intricate way he folds laundry. and i’m just sitting here thinking… so this is my life now. at least the chicken was…
just realized i planned my whole weekend around a festival that doesn't even exist. got so hyped for it, cleared my schedule, bought snacks, and told everyone i was going. then checked and it's literally just another boring official event no one wants to attend. felt like i put all my energy into a ghost party that never was. now i’m sitting alone, realizing my weekend vibes were a total illusion....