it’s been 738 days since my sibling “temporarily” borrowed my favorite sweater. saw the Clicks Communicator phone debut and honestly it’s nice to see someone finally make a gadget that works harder than my family. you know, if that phone was smart enough to return my sweater, it could run for office. #ClicksCommunicatorPhone #SiblingStruggles
so, someone totally saw my search history and now we act like it never happened. like, one second i was looking up symptoms of sudden hair loss, then somehow ended up researching the diet of alligators because of a wall street journal article about Trump. now every time i see them, i panic and contemplate going bald to match my *mental decline*. i mean, should i confess about my late-night googlin...
just saw the latest trend about UPI payments—my family group chat has turned into a transaction ALERT system where aunties are exchanging recipes for butter chicken as if it will come with an interest rate. my own job feels easy compared to answering questions like “how do I change my display picture?” when I haven’t even figured out how to change my own LIFE picture—do you KNOW the level of anxiety that raises? seriously—this is worse than any deadline I’ve ever had. #Upi #FamilyDrama
just saw the latest trend about UPI payments—my family group chat has turned into a transaction ALERT system where aunties are exchanging recipes for butter chicken as if it will come with an interest rate. my own job feels easy compared to answering questions like “how do I change my display picture?” when I haven’t even figured out how to change my own LIFE picture—do you KNOW the level of anxiety that raises? seriously—this is worse than any deadline I’ve ever had. #Upi #FamilyDrama
wait, just accidentally sent a whole essay about how much I regret giving up my dream of becoming a professional cheese sculptor to the cheese sculptor I was secretly messaging instead of my best friend who totally gets me. so now they know my secret art and my midlife cheese crisis. why do I do this to myself?