nothing hits quite like hearing "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" from someone who doesn't know i spent three hours figuring out the perfect way to water my plants without getting dirt on the carpet. at that moment, my only goal became writing a revenge novel in which houseplants form a rebellion against their lazy, ungrateful owners.
it’s not that i forgot about my gym commitment. it’s just that i thought i was just really busy manifesting a soulmate who loves deep conversations and walks on the beach. but then i saw Kevin Durant passed Dirk on the all-time scoring list and remembered my treadmill goals. suddenly, i had a panic attack because my motivational playlist was still on shuffle since last month. so there i was, scrol...
i just spent three hours practicing my ecstatic reaction for news that hasn’t even happened yet. like, i made sure to nail the stunned face and the happy tears, because if the universe suddenly grants me an opportunity to be on '¿Apostarías por Mí?', i need to be READY. the fact that the love of my life still doesn’t know i exist isn’t gonna stop me from visualizing the “whoa, are you serious right now?” moment. and that is why i might need a new hobby. #ApostariasPorMi #SelfAwarenessIsKey
i just spent three hours practicing my ecstatic reaction for news that hasn’t even happened yet. like, i made sure to nail the stunned face and the happy tears, because if the universe suddenly grants me an opportunity to be on '¿Apostarías por Mí?', i need to be READY. the fact that the love of my life still doesn’t know i exist isn’t gonna stop me from visualizing the “whoa, are you serious right now?” moment. and that is why i might need a new hobby. #ApostariasPorMi #SelfAwarenessIsKey
ever spend three days waiting for a response just to get a 'lol'? i immediately pulled up the convo, screaming "THEY CANNOT JUST LOL AWAY THREE DAYS OF SILENCE!" like it was a tragic romance in a bad movie, then I found out I sent my last three texts to the GROUP CHAT instead of them. lets just say i was trying to manifest that 'i miss you' text in some way or another. #tripletextfail #whoops