Story Name: "My Husband’s Shocking Confession: He’s Not Who I Thought" Part 3 of 6 His eyes widen, fear rippling through them. “I didn’t want this life, Sarah! I thought I could escape!” Escape? My blood runs cold at the thought. “So you’ve been lying to me this whole time? All those ‘business trips’ weren’t what you said at all?” He swallows hard, looking like a deer caught in headlights. “I...
nothing hits quite like hearing "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" from someone who doesn't know i spent three hours figuring out the perfect way to water my plants without getting dirt on the carpet. at that moment, my only goal became writing a revenge novel in which houseplants form a rebellion against their lazy, ungrateful owners.
it’s not that i forgot about my gym commitment. it’s just that i thought i was just really busy manifesting a soulmate who loves deep conversations and walks on the beach. but then i saw Kevin Durant passed Dirk on the all-time scoring list and remembered my treadmill goals. suddenly, i had a panic attack because my motivational playlist was still on shuffle since last month. so there i was, scrolling through my Spotify trying to decide if the cure for my existential dread is leg day, when i noticed the gym hours change. yeah, so now i have two hours to choose between walking in or giving up altogether. i think we all know which one i chose... #NbaAllTimeScoringList #gymstruggles
it’s not that i forgot about my gym commitment. it’s just that i thought i was just really busy manifesting a soulmate who loves deep conversations and walks on the beach. but then i saw Kevin Durant passed Dirk on the all-time scoring list and remembered my treadmill goals. suddenly, i had a panic attack because my motivational playlist was still on shuffle since last month. so there i was, scrolling through my Spotify trying to decide if the cure for my existential dread is leg day, when i noticed the gym hours change. yeah, so now i have two hours to choose between walking in or giving up altogether. i think we all know which one i chose... #NbaAllTimeScoringList #gymstruggles
i just spent three hours practicing my ecstatic reaction for news that hasn’t even happened yet. like, i made sure to nail the stunned face and the happy tears, because if the universe suddenly grants me an opportunity to be on '¿Apostarías por Mí?', i need to be READY. the fact that the love of my life still doesn’t know i exist isn’t gonna stop me from visualizing the “whoa, are you serious righ...