day 3 of being convinced that my coworker secretly writes my biography because they praised someone else for my brilliant idea and now i am waiting for the dramatic scene where i dramatically reveal my genius at the annual potluck while serving fifty-two mini quiches that i am convinced will win their heart.
wait, so i just texted my neighbor asking if they could pick up my package. i said "I have an urgent delivery," which is literally code for “I forgot to go to the post office for a week.” now i am staring at the three dots like it's a countdown to the end of my social life, honestly convinced that this will go down in history as the most dramatic moment of my day.
just spent three hours drafting texts to my crush about how I feel, and all I ended up sending was "ok." like, are we seriously comparing Seahawks and Rams scores while I’m over here just hoping he understands "ok" is code for "I’m a mess"? honestly, I thought the panic would feel better but it just felt worse, like, now what? #SeahawksVsRams #AwkwardSituationship
just spent three hours drafting texts to my crush about how I feel, and all I ended up sending was "ok." like, are we seriously comparing Seahawks and Rams scores while I’m over here just hoping he understands "ok" is code for "I’m a mess"? honestly, I thought the panic would feel better but it just felt worse, like, now what? #SeahawksVsRams #AwkwardSituationship
wait — I was finally gearing up to tell my crush I liked them after months of overthinking, but then the news dropped about Apple's new release. I'm sitting there with my dramatic scenario planned, imagining our future together, when suddenly I'm hit with the news that their favorite brand is sparking a debate. so now I’m just here in my feels — the timing couldn't be worse. not only am I trapped ...