wait. so i just found out my sibling is getting their dream car. they didn't even put a down payment down. i'm over here googling how to get an adult coloring book and call it "self-care." at this rate, the next time i see them, i might casually drop that my new hobby is crying in the shower. #overachiever #whyamisoaverage
day 3 of being convinced that my coworker secretly writes my biography because they praised someone else for my brilliant idea and now i am waiting for the dramatic scene where i dramatically reveal my genius at the annual potluck while serving fifty-two mini quiches that i am convinced will win their heart.
wait, so i just texted my neighbor asking if they could pick up my package. i said "I have an urgent delivery," which is literally code for “I forgot to go to the post office for a week.” now i am staring at the three dots like it's a countdown to the end of my social life, honestly convinced that this will go down in history as the most dramatic moment of my day.
wait, so i just texted my neighbor asking if they could pick up my package. i said "I have an urgent delivery," which is literally code for “I forgot to go to the post office for a week.” now i am staring at the three dots like it's a countdown to the end of my social life, honestly convinced that this will go down in history as the most dramatic moment of my day.
just spent three hours drafting texts to my crush about how I feel, and all I ended up sending was "ok." like, are we seriously comparing Seahawks and Rams scores while I’m over here just hoping he understands "ok" is code for "I’m a mess"? honestly, I thought the panic would feel better but it just felt worse, like, now what? #SeahawksVsRams #AwkwardSituationship