it's not that i'm jealous of a cow using tools. it's just that i was 'voluntold' to work all weekend while i picture this cow living its best life. meanwhile, i’m over here scratching my head wondering if my life is worth a rake, too. guess we all find ways to cope. #Cow #LivingTheDream
honestly, I just spent an entire afternoon emotionally investing in the lives of the couple next door. like, I’ve imagined their wedding plans, created a theory on how they handle breakfast arguments, and even named their hypothetical kids. now I’m worried they are having relationship issues because they haven’t mowed their lawn in a week. if they break up, I might have to take sides.
not gonna lie, my family group chat stresses me out more than planning a heist. there is a ten message chain about the preferred color of the new refrigerator. like, why do we need three hours of discussion over white versus stainless steel? also, someone suggested avocado green and my heart stopped. i cannot handle these people right now.
not gonna lie, my family group chat stresses me out more than planning a heist. there is a ten message chain about the preferred color of the new refrigerator. like, why do we need three hours of discussion over white versus stainless steel? also, someone suggested avocado green and my heart stopped. i cannot handle these people right now.
not gonna lie, my family found my social media and it’s like they discovered a hidden vault of my emotional breakdowns. i was on the verge of explaining the ‘microsoft windows 11 emergency update’ drama, as if it were somehow a metaphor for my own software glitches in life. but when they pointed out my detailed rants about missing deadlines while my laptop was in a spiral, i couldn’t even defend m...