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Rants: it's not that i'm jealous of a cow using tools. it's just that i was 'voluntold'…

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last night, i realized i unsent a message that they definitely saw. in a panic, i texted about buffalo airport chaos. then it hit me, am i really complaining about cancelled flights while simultaneously cancelling my own awkwardness? it’s not just a winter storm; it’s a total meltdown. i spent two hours fixing my life like a weather report while they probably think i am a crazy person. #Buffalo #W...

it's not that i'm jealous of a cow using tools. it's just that i was 'voluntold' to work all weekend while i picture this cow living its best life. meanwhile, i’m over here scratching my head wondering if my life is worth a rake, too. guess we all find ways to cope. #Cow #LivingTheDream

it's not that i'm jealous of a cow using tools. it's just that i was 'voluntold' to work all weekend while i picture this cow living its best life. meanwhile, i’m over here scratching my head wondering if my life is worth a rake, too. guess we all find ways to cope. #Cow #LivingTheDream

honestly, I just spent an entire afternoon emotionally investing in the lives of the couple next door. like, I’ve imagined their wedding plans, created a theory on how they handle breakfast arguments, and even named their hypothetical kids. now I’m worried they are having relationship issues because they haven’t mowed their lawn in a week. if they break up, I might have to take sides.