it’s 3am and i just quadruple texted someone. why does my brain do this? first it was about the latest "tasmania vs new south wales" news and how that totally impacts my stress levels, but now i'm spiraling. maybe they will think i’m dead or something. i keep crafting these elaborate scenarios in my head. all the while, i'm sitting in my pajamas, listening to movie trailers, and crying like someon...
the way that I spent hours organizing my sock drawer, thinking it would somehow transform my life, only to realize it’s still just a bunch of mismatched socks and overwhelming clutter. like, why did I think aligning them by color would spark joy? now I’m just left staring at my sock collection while my laundry pile grows bigger and I can’t even find a matching pair. I gave everything to a simple c...
sometimes i wonder if my notes app is a glimpse into my worst self, with rants about people i pretend to like, wild theories about the world ending, and desperate plans for lives i will never actually live - it’s a treasure trove of secrets that would make anyone question my sanity, but honestly, part of me thrives on that chaos. #selfawareness #darkthoughts
sometimes i wonder if my notes app is a glimpse into my worst self, with rants about people i pretend to like, wild theories about the world ending, and desperate plans for lives i will never actually live - it’s a treasure trove of secrets that would make anyone question my sanity, but honestly, part of me thrives on that chaos. #selfawareness #darkthoughts
yoo, my camera roll is like a legal nightmare waiting to happen. imagine finding a mix of me trying to do a TikTok dance in pajamas while eating leftovers, right next to a meme of a historical president giving me the side-eye. how am I supposed to explain that in court? bruh, these sales are tempting me to buy ridiculous kitchen gadgets I'll never use, just so I can impress friends with my “adulti...