I just realized that my favorite part of adulthood is that I can buy whatever snacks I want at 2 AM without anyone judging me. Like, who knew that a tub of ice cream and a pack of cookies could be my best friends? Honestly, I used to think those "adulting" memes were just dumb, but now I'm like, "You do you, boo." So, here’s to late-night cereal parties and questionable microwave meals—may we neve...
Last week, I finally convinced myself to be spontaneous and went on a road trip solo. It started off great until my GPS decided to play hide and seek, leaving me stranded in a town where the biggest attraction was a giant rubber chicken. I spent two hours arguing with a local over whether pineapple belongs on pizza while trying to figure out how to get back on track. Spoiler alert: the chicken won...
Why do people insist on giving unsolicited advice about my career choices? Like, yes, Auntie, I know I didn't pursue a "real" job with a 9 to 5 and benefits, but have you ever tried to explain what a content creator does to your neighbor? It's like explaining quantum physics to a goldfish. And don’t get me started on the “why don't you settle down and find a nice man” speech—it’s 2024! I'm just trying to figure out how to adult and keep my houseplants alive, can we focus on that instead? At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to recommend I become a doctor instead because apparently that’s the only job that counts.
Why do people insist on giving unsolicited advice about my career choices? Like, yes, Auntie, I know I didn't pursue a "real" job with a 9 to 5 and benefits, but have you ever tried to explain what a content creator does to your neighbor? It's like explaining quantum physics to a goldfish. And don’t get me started on the “why don't you settle down and find a nice man” speech—it’s 2024! I'm just trying to figure out how to adult and keep my houseplants alive, can we focus on that instead? At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to recommend I become a doctor instead because apparently that’s the only job that counts.
You ever just sit there and wonder how people can be so oblivious in public? I once saw a guy at the grocery store literally pushing his cart down the aisle while staring at his phone like he was about to discover a new planet. Like, buddy, you’re one aisle away from an accidental cart collision of epic proportions. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to see if I can find the last packet of instant noodles...