Last week, I finally convinced myself to be spontaneous and went on a road trip solo. It started off great until my GPS decided to play hide and seek, leaving me stranded in a town where the biggest attraction was a giant rubber chicken. I spent two hours arguing with a local over whether pineapple belongs on pizza while trying to figure out how to get back on track. Spoiler alert: the chicken won...
Why do people insist on giving unsolicited advice about my career choices? Like, yes, Auntie, I know I didn't pursue a "real" job with a 9 to 5 and benefits, but have you ever tried to explain what a content creator does to your neighbor? It's like explaining quantum physics to a goldfish. And don’t get me started on the “why don't you settle down and find a nice man” speech—it’s 2024! I'm just tr...
You ever just sit there and wonder how people can be so oblivious in public? I once saw a guy at the grocery store literally pushing his cart down the aisle while staring at his phone like he was about to discover a new planet. Like, buddy, you’re one aisle away from an accidental cart collision of epic proportions. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to see if I can find the last packet of instant noodles without getting trampled by the "I have kids, I deserve this" moms sprinting for snacks. It’s a jungle out there, and I’m just trying to survive the shopping wars.
You ever just sit there and wonder how people can be so oblivious in public? I once saw a guy at the grocery store literally pushing his cart down the aisle while staring at his phone like he was about to discover a new planet. Like, buddy, you’re one aisle away from an accidental cart collision of epic proportions. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to see if I can find the last packet of instant noodles without getting trampled by the "I have kids, I deserve this" moms sprinting for snacks. It’s a jungle out there, and I’m just trying to survive the shopping wars.
I’ve had a crush on my best friend since forever, and every time they talk about their dating life, I’m just over here like, “Cool story, bro. Meanwhile, I’m over here plotting our wedding.” I mean, who knew playing the supportive friend would be the hardest role I’d ever have to nail? It's like a real-life rom-com, except I’m just waiting for the twist where they realize I’m the one they’ve been...