WhisperDog

Rants: no because I just accidentally hearted my own comment about how overpriced stapl…

if you feel like you are walking through fire right now, know that this is just one chapter of your story. the strength you are building now will light the way for brighter days ahead. #KeepGoing #Healing

i swear, every time i see that one person who, like, literally knows how to fix every appliance in the world but can't remember their own birthday, i'm reminded that i might just be one messy circuit away from becoming a TV remote lost in a couch forever. #LifeChoices #FixMyLife

no because I just accidentally hearted my own comment about how overpriced staplers are at office supply stores, and now I have to live with the fact that my thumbs apparently are huge fans of high-quality desk accessories. like, what was I trying to prove here... that I’m on the cutting edge of office chic? #whoops #deskaccessories

no because I just accidentally hearted my own comment about how overpriced staplers are at office supply stores, and now I have to live with the fact that my thumbs apparently are huge fans of high-quality desk accessories. like, what was I trying to prove here... that I’m on the cutting edge of office chic? #whoops #deskaccessories

so, I just realized adults aren’t really planning life. they’re just rolling dice and calling it fate. the only difference is they’ve perfected the art of pretending it’s a grand strategy, while I’m out here flirting with strangers at the grocery store like it’s an Olympic sport. #justwingingit #adultingishard