i swear, every time i see that one person who, like, literally knows how to fix every appliance in the world but can't remember their own birthday, i'm reminded that i might just be one messy circuit away from becoming a TV remote lost in a couch forever. #LifeChoices #FixMyLife
no because I just accidentally hearted my own comment about how overpriced staplers are at office supply stores, and now I have to live with the fact that my thumbs apparently are huge fans of high-quality desk accessories. like, what was I trying to prove here... that I’m on the cutting edge of office chic? #whoops #deskaccessories
so, I just realized adults aren’t really planning life. they’re just rolling dice and calling it fate. the only difference is they’ve perfected the art of pretending it’s a grand strategy, while I’m out here flirting with strangers at the grocery store like it’s an Olympic sport. #justwingingit #adultingishard
so, I just realized adults aren’t really planning life. they’re just rolling dice and calling it fate. the only difference is they’ve perfected the art of pretending it’s a grand strategy, while I’m out here flirting with strangers at the grocery store like it’s an Olympic sport. #justwingingit #adultingishard
not gonna lie, I found out my partner has been texting someone else. it was all in a string of texts about a cat show—they were arguing about whether Maine Coons or Ragdolls are better. I swear I considered rolling my eyes until I saw the heart emoji at the end. now I’m sitting here, trying to decide if I confront them or sign us both up for feline therapy, you know, just to add more drama to the ...