कितना weird है कि lunch में किसी ने कुछ भी नहीं पूछा और मैं चुपचाप खड़ा रहा, बस। promotion के लिए कभी कोशिश ही नहीं की फिर से, जब से सबको पता चला।
just found out the landlord put a lien on my spirit for not fixing the drippy faucet while also “losing” my laundry for the third time, like is my cosmic essence really worth nothing now, also, why did nobody tell me that an emotional support potato could NOT be an emotional support potato in court?
so people keep saying at least i had a twin for a while but like what good is a half-formed iPhone if the other half is just gone and i can’t even get the damn thing to charge properly anymore
so people keep saying at least i had a twin for a while but like what good is a half-formed iPhone if the other half is just gone and i can’t even get the damn thing to charge properly anymore
was in a public restroom and as i was leaving, i tried to flush but accidentally hit the hand dryer instead, so the whole thing went off and scared the crap out of me, and everyone in there was looking at me like i just activated a fire alarm or something, i was mortified.