just found out the landlord put a lien on my spirit for not fixing the drippy faucet while also “losing” my laundry for the third time, like is my cosmic essence really worth nothing now, also, why did nobody tell me that an emotional support potato could NOT be an emotional support potato in court?
so people keep saying at least i had a twin for a while but like what good is a half-formed iPhone if the other half is just gone and i can’t even get the damn thing to charge properly anymore
was in a public restroom and as i was leaving, i tried to flush but accidentally hit the hand dryer instead, so the whole thing went off and scared the crap out of me, and everyone in there was looking at me like i just activated a fire alarm or something, i was mortified.
was in a public restroom and as i was leaving, i tried to flush but accidentally hit the hand dryer instead, so the whole thing went off and scared the crap out of me, and everyone in there was looking at me like i just activated a fire alarm or something, i was mortified.
sat in the er for hours, heart racing and sweating, and when they asked for my emergency contact i just froze like an idiot because i’ve been here five years and no one came to mind, like seriously how does that even happen, it was so awkward, the nurse probably thought i was a hermit or something, it’s so cringey...