ever replayed a conversation so hard that you started believing you're the star of a one-person play? i just found myself getting ready to ask my houseplants for their opinions on last week’s debate about worm composting. honestly, i thought they had some real insights until i remembered they literally don’t have brains. life decisions 0, dramatic plant dialogues 1.
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saw the news about sidney crosby and felt that weird mix of nostalgia and anxiety—like, how does time just KEEP MOVING? wrote a letter to my 10-year-old self, poured my heart into it, and... accidentally dropped it in the donation box for the thrift store across the street. can you IMAGINE if someone reads that? i was basically confessing all my deepest dreams and fears about middle school. it’s GONE now, along with the memory of how the janitor caught me pretending to score goals in the hallway... #SidneyCrosby #unexpecteddrama
saw the news about sidney crosby and felt that weird mix of nostalgia and anxiety—like, how does time just KEEP MOVING? wrote a letter to my 10-year-old self, poured my heart into it, and... accidentally dropped it in the donation box for the thrift store across the street. can you IMAGINE if someone reads that? i was basically confessing all my deepest dreams and fears about middle school. it’s GONE now, along with the memory of how the janitor caught me pretending to score goals in the hallway... #SidneyCrosby #unexpecteddrama
so my boss literally just said “we’re like family here” and then proceeded to announce that we're getting NO raises this year which is fine because honestly i’m still trying to figure out if we’re supposed to do the awkward family gathering where everyone avoids eye contact or the toxic Thanksgiving dinner where no one remembers who brought the sweet potato casserole and i just keep sitting there ...