yooo, the other day I tried setting a boundary with my extended family, like “please stop sending me that one awful family group chat with the meme about Aunt Judy’s infamous meatloaf.” Instant villain mode activated. Everyone started looking at me like I stole their last slice of pizza, and honestly—last night I spent hours trying to console myself with theories about how a celebrity I barely kno...
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yaar, I watched the highlights of Botafogo vs Fluminense and it felt like looking at everyone coupling up while I'm still sitting at home with pizza, wondering where I went wrong. just like those teams, my life feels like it's a constant match but the crowd just sees the outside, not the panic attacks I’m hiding. everyone thinks I’m just like that Sharma ji ka beta, successful on paper, but really, I can't tell anyone that my relationship is just a trophy no one wants to fight for anymore. sometimes I wonder if I made my ex a part of my identity, and without them, I’m just a player who forgot the game plan. life's not just about the match; it's about the score I can never seem to get right. #BotafogoVsFluminense #lostinlove
yaar, I watched the highlights of Botafogo vs Fluminense and it felt like looking at everyone coupling up while I'm still sitting at home with pizza, wondering where I went wrong. just like those teams, my life feels like it's a constant match but the crowd just sees the outside, not the panic attacks I’m hiding. everyone thinks I’m just like that Sharma ji ka beta, successful on paper, but really, I can't tell anyone that my relationship is just a trophy no one wants to fight for anymore. sometimes I wonder if I made my ex a part of my identity, and without them, I’m just a player who forgot the game plan. life's not just about the match; it's about the score I can never seem to get right. #BotafogoVsFluminense #lostinlove
it's not that i don’t want to hang out, it’s just that my couch has become an uncharted territory for missed bills and awkwardly vintage cereal boxes. i’m one pizza delivery away from getting called "that broke friend" but everyone thinks i’m just being *quirky* with my avocado toast diet. i swear it’s a *whole aesthetic*, not a lifestyle choice. nobody knows i’m dodging the collection calls like ...