i just scrolled through social media and saw my old classmate in a brand new car. you know the type of car you can only afford when your parents gift it to you for “getting your life together.” meanwhile, i can’t even decide whether to spend my last few dollars on dinner or on a cheap haircut because the salon might not even be able to salvage this mess anymore. funny thing is, i was looking at go...
just realized i have been texting my neighbor about yard work for three months like we’re best friends, but the only response i ever get is a thumbs up emoji. who am i? does anybody need to bond over weeds that badly? i think i might need to get a grip. my flower beds might not need that much emotional labor. #selfreport #boundariesplease
yooo, the other day I tried setting a boundary with my extended family, like “please stop sending me that one awful family group chat with the meme about Aunt Judy’s infamous meatloaf.” Instant villain mode activated. Everyone started looking at me like I stole their last slice of pizza, and honestly—last night I spent hours trying to console myself with theories about how a celebrity I barely know feels, which is obviously way more productive. Now I'm just that awkward weirdo who can’t stop thinking about how Uncle Bob’s gonna slide into my DMs with a meme that perfectly encapsulates their thoughts on my newfound villainy. #BoundaryProblems #AwkwardFamilyMoments
yooo, the other day I tried setting a boundary with my extended family, like “please stop sending me that one awful family group chat with the meme about Aunt Judy’s infamous meatloaf.” Instant villain mode activated. Everyone started looking at me like I stole their last slice of pizza, and honestly—last night I spent hours trying to console myself with theories about how a celebrity I barely know feels, which is obviously way more productive. Now I'm just that awkward weirdo who can’t stop thinking about how Uncle Bob’s gonna slide into my DMs with a meme that perfectly encapsulates their thoughts on my newfound villainy. #BoundaryProblems #AwkwardFamilyMoments
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