literally saw the news about the usd exchange rate. it reminded me of how i once spent an hour looking for a coupon that saved me less than what a cup of coffee costs. i’ve gone from living my best life to getting unreasonably mad when my favorite brand of soap goes up by a cent. at this rate, i might start keying people’s cars over parking spot wars. #Usd #firstworldproblems
no because I literally found out my estranged neighbor’s three-legged cat got more likes on their latest video than my entire cooking blog. honestly, this is the same neighbor who never returned my lawn mower. guess I’ll just have to start selling my cat as a cooking instructor instead. who knew feline influences were the new power players? #catsofinstagram #lawnmowerdrama
wait, so i spent three days trying to figure out if my blender’s existence was a mistake after it flung smoothie bits all over my kitchen. then i texted my roommate about it. they finally respond with "lol" like they're not living with a Jackson Pollock of banana and spinach on the counter. am i the problem, or is this blender auditioning for a horror movie?
wait, so i spent three days trying to figure out if my blender’s existence was a mistake after it flung smoothie bits all over my kitchen. then i texted my roommate about it. they finally respond with "lol" like they're not living with a Jackson Pollock of banana and spinach on the counter. am i the problem, or is this blender auditioning for a horror movie?
not gonna lie, i just accidentally sent a screenshot to my cousin of my family group chat where my aunt said she’d slap me if i showed up at the holiday gathering in those bright orange overalls. instead of freaking out, i just leaned into the chaos and replied, “well, at least we’re training for the royal rumble 2026 now.” i’m fully convinced this family dynamic could win a championship belt. #Ro...