WhisperDog

Rants: ok but I just spent literally two hours on an email for work that could've just …

it’s 2am and I’m deep in this rabbit hole of old posts, ngl I thought I was just scrolling for a laugh and then I accidentally liked this pic from 3 years ago of my friend’s dog dressed as a hot dog and like... now what do I even do? do I just pretend I didn't like it or do I confess? cause honestly, this dog is kind of iconic but I didn't need to be THAT obvious, right? like do I now have to send...

literally just saw my ex's new partner on Insta and ngl, how do they always end up with someone who looks, like, way cooler than me? like did I miss a memo about what’s attractive? do I need to start wearing hats or something? idk, maybe I’m just overthinking it.

ok but I just spent literally two hours on an email for work that could've just been like “sounds good”... I mean, what am I even doing with my life?

ok but I just spent literally two hours on an email for work that could've just been like “sounds good”... I mean, what am I even doing with my life?

it's 11pm and I just saw my ex's new partner playing the same video game we used to play together and honestly, like, who told them they could have that much fun with my favorite game?? like do they even know the lore??? I’m literally sweating just thinking about it, like why are they smiling in those clips? this is my life now, apparently, and I’m over here just trying to figure out if I even sti...