wait, ngl I just walked past a mirror and almost jumped because I looked like a character from a horror game, like when did I become the final boss of my own life, bro?
wait, so I just spent TWO HOURS crafting this super detailed work email when all it needed was "sounds good." like, who am I trying to impress here? my boss doesn’t care, I don’t care. next time I’ll just send a gif and call it a day.
it’s 2am and I’m deep in this rabbit hole of old posts, ngl I thought I was just scrolling for a laugh and then I accidentally liked this pic from 3 years ago of my friend’s dog dressed as a hot dog and like... now what do I even do? do I just pretend I didn't like it or do I confess? cause honestly, this dog is kind of iconic but I didn't need to be THAT obvious, right? like do I now have to send a DM saying "hey remember this epic costume?" ugh why am I like this?!
it’s 2am and I’m deep in this rabbit hole of old posts, ngl I thought I was just scrolling for a laugh and then I accidentally liked this pic from 3 years ago of my friend’s dog dressed as a hot dog and like... now what do I even do? do I just pretend I didn't like it or do I confess? cause honestly, this dog is kind of iconic but I didn't need to be THAT obvious, right? like do I now have to send a DM saying "hey remember this epic costume?" ugh why am I like this?!
literally just saw my ex's new partner on Insta and ngl, how do they always end up with someone who looks, like, way cooler than me? like did I miss a memo about what’s attractive? do I need to start wearing hats or something? idk, maybe I’m just overthinking it.