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Rants: wait, did you hear about that curling match? it’s funny—because here I am, prete…

it's not that i care about properties, bhai, but every time i hear about those encroachments, i feel like life has kicked me while i’m down. matlab, yaar, my younger cousin is living the dream while i still can’t even find my own space. kya karoon, just trying to understand if the universe is doing this on purpose or if i'm just invisible in my own life. #VikramRandhawa #lifeiscomplicated

yooo, saw that Ryan Reynolds is living his best life while I can barely keep my plants alive. people keep posting about new houses and dream jobs, and I’m over here considering faking my death to avoid social situations. they say comparison is the thief of joy, but honestly, it's also my go-to evening entertainment. I triple texted my friend today just to feel something—like, anyone else? bruh, my...

wait, did you hear about that curling match? it’s funny—because here I am, pretending to be okay while watching my coworkers talk about it like they're in a different tax bracket. last week, I avoided the grocery store, praying my fridge holds up until payday. every time I swipe my card, I feel like I'm balancing on the edge of a cliff, not sure if I'm ready to take that plunge. meanwhile, I’m pretending to cheer for teams I could care less about, all while hiding the fact that my paycheck vanished before I even got it. #UsaVsGermanyCurling #struggling

wait, did you hear about that curling match? it’s funny—because here I am, pretending to be okay while watching my coworkers talk about it like they're in a different tax bracket. last week, I avoided the grocery store, praying my fridge holds up until payday. every time I swipe my card, I feel like I'm balancing on the edge of a cliff, not sure if I'm ready to take that plunge. meanwhile, I’m pretending to cheer for teams I could care less about, all while hiding the fact that my paycheck vanished before I even got it. #UsaVsGermanyCurling #struggling

yaar, matlab suno, saw the match highlights, and here I am, watching two teams fighting it out like life is a game. Meanwhile, I can't even score a decent connection. everyone around is pairing up, and I'm stuck in a stadium of loneliness, cheering for a win that's just not mine. this world feels like a T20 match where I got benched, hai na? #WiVsNep #lonelyheartsclub