yooo, saw that Ryan Reynolds is living his best life while I can barely keep my plants alive. people keep posting about new houses and dream jobs, and I’m over here considering faking my death to avoid social situations. they say comparison is the thief of joy, but honestly, it's also my go-to evening entertainment. I triple texted my friend today just to feel something—like, anyone else? bruh, my...
wait, did you hear about that curling match? it’s funny—because here I am, pretending to be okay while watching my coworkers talk about it like they're in a different tax bracket. last week, I avoided the grocery store, praying my fridge holds up until payday. every time I swipe my card, I feel like I'm balancing on the edge of a cliff, not sure if I'm ready to take that plunge. meanwhile, I’m pre...
yaar, matlab suno, saw the match highlights, and here I am, watching two teams fighting it out like life is a game. Meanwhile, I can't even score a decent connection. everyone around is pairing up, and I'm stuck in a stadium of loneliness, cheering for a win that's just not mine. this world feels like a T20 match where I got benched, hai na? #WiVsNep #lonelyheartsclub
yaar, matlab suno, saw the match highlights, and here I am, watching two teams fighting it out like life is a game. Meanwhile, I can't even score a decent connection. everyone around is pairing up, and I'm stuck in a stadium of loneliness, cheering for a win that's just not mine. this world feels like a T20 match where I got benched, hai na? #WiVsNep #lonelyheartsclub
literally just spilled my whole life story to the random person at the bus stop. i thought we were bonding over how weird the weather is, but somehow i ended up confessing my deep-seated fear of potatoes. so now they know i hide in my room if mashed potatoes are on the table. cool. next week, i guess they will probably just see me in my natural habitat—ducking and dodging root vegetables.