just watched the new harry potter sketch on SNL and now i'm spiraling. last week, i casually checked my ex’s social media, which i promised myself i wouldn’t do, and they were posting about getting sorted into gryffindor while i’m here still sorting my laundry. do i send them an owl or just my therapist’s number? talk about a rivalry i never wanted to be part of. #HarryPotter #HeatedWizardry
so, they say money can't buy happiness, but here I am, avoiding buying a new jacket for winter, while simultaneously investing in five scented candles, each with names like “Fallen Leaves and Regret.” I casually scrolled through online shops for that jacket, but my impulse control got derailed when I found a limited edition plush of a cartoon character from a show I haven't watched in years. at th...
literally just read about uco bank's profit soaring and i felt personally attacked. like, does my bank know i once tried to pay for coffee with coupons and my charm? at this point, i might as well buy shares so i can gain something from my eternal struggle at life. also, someone screenshotted my last attempt at a heartfelt poem on my private story, now i'm wondering if my digital banking isn't the only thing getting SHARED without my consent. i have so many feelings. #UcoBankShare #unhingedfeelings
literally just read about uco bank's profit soaring and i felt personally attacked. like, does my bank know i once tried to pay for coffee with coupons and my charm? at this point, i might as well buy shares so i can gain something from my eternal struggle at life. also, someone screenshotted my last attempt at a heartfelt poem on my private story, now i'm wondering if my digital banking isn't the only thing getting SHARED without my consent. i have so many feelings. #UcoBankShare #unhingedfeelings
it's two a.m. and i just finished binge-watching every episode of that podcast from jessica pegula. she talked about what players think of her, and honestly, it made me spiral into the realization that my friends probably have a group chat named “how to tell them they’re the worst.” like, do they actually like my playlists? or do they silently roll their eyes while pretending to care about my life...