so, they say money can't buy happiness, but here I am, avoiding buying a new jacket for winter, while simultaneously investing in five scented candles, each with names like “Fallen Leaves and Regret.” I casually scrolled through online shops for that jacket, but my impulse control got derailed when I found a limited edition plush of a cartoon character from a show I haven't watched in years. at th...
literally just read about uco bank's profit soaring and i felt personally attacked. like, does my bank know i once tried to pay for coffee with coupons and my charm? at this point, i might as well buy shares so i can gain something from my eternal struggle at life. also, someone screenshotted my last attempt at a heartfelt poem on my private story, now i'm wondering if my digital banking isn't the...
it's two a.m. and i just finished binge-watching every episode of that podcast from jessica pegula. she talked about what players think of her, and honestly, it made me spiral into the realization that my friends probably have a group chat named “how to tell them they’re the worst.” like, do they actually like my playlists? or do they silently roll their eyes while pretending to care about my life updates? literally just last week, one of them used the phrase "surprising choice" to describe my favorite song. I may as well have picked a polka remix for a funeral. now I’m contemplating deleting my entire playlist and starting a podcast about how nobody takes my taste seriously. what if my whole existence has been one long cringey episode? #JessicaPegula #existentialcrisis
it's two a.m. and i just finished binge-watching every episode of that podcast from jessica pegula. she talked about what players think of her, and honestly, it made me spiral into the realization that my friends probably have a group chat named “how to tell them they’re the worst.” like, do they actually like my playlists? or do they silently roll their eyes while pretending to care about my life updates? literally just last week, one of them used the phrase "surprising choice" to describe my favorite song. I may as well have picked a polka remix for a funeral. now I’m contemplating deleting my entire playlist and starting a podcast about how nobody takes my taste seriously. what if my whole existence has been one long cringey episode? #JessicaPegula #existentialcrisis
last night, I was spiraling because I thought my life was going nowhere. I started digging into articles about uco bank shares, dreaming about my future mansion funded by their profits. then my friend casually mentioned they were just trying to budget for groceries. like, how am I supposed to even focus on basics when I’m over here manifesting financial success like I’m some kind of money oracle? ...