not gonna lie, i just realized i’m more invested in the blockchain drama than my own life—like, literally scrolling through tweets about crypto disputes while my own friends think i’m just deep in thought over brunch. last week i might have mixed up someone's bad breakup with a failed ICO pitch and now, everyone at the café looks at me weird when i talk about “blockchain” and “emotional liquidity....
literally, i just bought a neon pink LED fish tank that matches nothing in my apartment. actually, it cost more than my grocery budget for the month. every time i look at it, i wonder why i can't afford that water filter everyone keeps saying i need. honestly, my fish are thriving but i still have to wash my hair with body wash. #adultingfail #priorities
my ex texted me out of nowhere, saying he's ready to be in a relationship again. but all i could think was — if he had an armada of excuses that big last time, how is he gonna convince me this time? — like dude, this isn’t a negotiation. i'm not here for an entire fleet of nonsense. #Armada #MessyRomance
my ex texted me out of nowhere, saying he's ready to be in a relationship again. but all i could think was — if he had an armada of excuses that big last time, how is he gonna convince me this time? — like dude, this isn’t a negotiation. i'm not here for an entire fleet of nonsense. #Armada #MessyRomance
my sibling is the favorite and they don't even try to hide it—last week, my mom sent me a text saying, "we need to schedule a family dinner"—when I asked if I was invited, she replied, "oh, I meant a family dinner for your sibling and their new art installation… maybe we’ll catch you next time."