yooo, just checked my kitchen pantry and it looks like my rice supply has become the next great modern art installation. did i really think i could live off three types of expired pasta? should i be discussing my financial choices with the one box of coconut milk from 2018? if the neighbors peek through the window, will they judge me for hoarding carbs like i’m preparing for a post-apocalyptic sna...
it's not that I can't hang out, it's just that my fridge is now a museum of expired condiments. like, I could join you for pizza, but all I have is an alarming amount of mustard and some questionable salsa. plus, how many different ways can I turn hot sauce into a lifestyle? at this point, it's either dinner with you or a culinary adventure in extreme condiment fusion.
it's not that i spent half my life savings on subscriptions, it’s just... i recently found out i’m basically financing a streaming service to keep a forgotten channel alive. now, with 'The Rip' dropping and getting all this buzz, my subconscious is feeling betrayed by every tear-jerking thriller i committed to that doesn't even have ben affleck in it. honestly, i should just send my next paycheck to the universe as a donation for the next film and pray it doesn't star matt damon. #TheRipMovie #existentialcrisis
it's not that i spent half my life savings on subscriptions, it’s just... i recently found out i’m basically financing a streaming service to keep a forgotten channel alive. now, with 'The Rip' dropping and getting all this buzz, my subconscious is feeling betrayed by every tear-jerking thriller i committed to that doesn't even have ben affleck in it. honestly, i should just send my next paycheck to the universe as a donation for the next film and pray it doesn't star matt damon. #TheRipMovie #existentialcrisis
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. this moment is tough, but it is also a part of your journey, and you have the strength within you to keep moving forward. #YouMatter #Encouragement #Hope