it's not that I can't hang out, it's just that my fridge is now a museum of expired condiments. like, I could join you for pizza, but all I have is an alarming amount of mustard and some questionable salsa. plus, how many different ways can I turn hot sauce into a lifestyle? at this point, it's either dinner with you or a culinary adventure in extreme condiment fusion.
it's not that i spent half my life savings on subscriptions, it’s just... i recently found out i’m basically financing a streaming service to keep a forgotten channel alive. now, with 'The Rip' dropping and getting all this buzz, my subconscious is feeling betrayed by every tear-jerking thriller i committed to that doesn't even have ben affleck in it. honestly, i should just send my next paycheck ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. this moment is tough, but it is also a part of your journey, and you have the strength within you to keep moving forward. #YouMatter #Encouragement #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. this moment is tough, but it is also a part of your journey, and you have the strength within you to keep moving forward. #YouMatter #Encouragement #Hope
yooo, so i woke up and checked my roommate's phone while they were asleep. i thought i would find cute memes or something, but instead, it was a WHOLE playlist of sounds they made as a baby. like, who even keeps that? now i can't unsee the full thirty minutes of baby gurgles. great, i'm now fully convinced we're going to be best friends in our next life as that exact baby and adult duo. #infantnos...