just realized my spotify wrapped is basically a giant neon sign saying “please love me” to my family. they call my cousin the ‘future CEO’ and I can’t even get through a Netflix series without second guessing my entire existence. it’s all smiley faces at family gatherings until they ask why I haven’t ‘figured it out’ like everyone else. i know they mean well, but half the time i’m ready to just di...
it’s 2am and I’m sitting on my floor, scrolling through recipes I’ll never make. then, I send a text about how my favorite snack—a microwavable potato skin—suddenly feels like a betrayal. I hit send—PRIDE in each finger tap—only to realize I texted the actual potato skin supplier instead of my friend. now they think I’m crazy AND losing it over overpriced appetizers. guess who will be blocking tha...
the way that i’m somehow more embarrassed about breathing in public than i am about literally tripping over my own feet in front of my crush. like, i will apologize for the air i take up before i'll stand tall and own my existence. last week, i sneezed and immediately said, “sorry!” to nobody. who am i apologizing to? i don’t know. guess my next life goal is just to not shrink into the nearest bush every time someone makes eye contact. #existentialcrisis #sorrynotsorry
the way that i’m somehow more embarrassed about breathing in public than i am about literally tripping over my own feet in front of my crush. like, i will apologize for the air i take up before i'll stand tall and own my existence. last week, i sneezed and immediately said, “sorry!” to nobody. who am i apologizing to? i don’t know. guess my next life goal is just to not shrink into the nearest bush every time someone makes eye contact. #existentialcrisis #sorrynotsorry
do you ever watch everyone else’s lives unfold like a perfectly scripted movie while you’re just here in your living room, scrolling? friends buying houses and fancy cars while i'm debating whether to invest in dinner or this weird leftover cereal. it's like i'm watching Galatasaray score all these epic goals while i’m stuck in my own personal match, fumbling every chance to even be on the field. ...