just heard that jean smart got recognized at the critics choice awards. meanwhile, i’m still waiting to get recognized for putting up with office drama like it’s a soap opera. was about to share my passion for creating the world's most intricate paper mâché masks to impress my coworkers, then thought... is that why i keep getting passed over for promotion? they don’t understand my art? i'm about t...
day 14 of avoiding my phone after discovering my friends have a group chat without me. my favorite thing to do was shriek “didn’t get the memo” when i was finally included in social plans. now i just sit here contemplating the vast emptiness of my existence, like a sad little superhero without a cape or powers, while marvel announces 'wonder man'. clearly everyone else’s lives are levitating and i...
the other day, i was going to try that new pottery class because everyone said it was great, but then i convinced myself i should just stick to binge-watching old baking shows instead. next thing i knew, my roommate sent me a picture of a mug she made, and now i have a whole crisis about my life choices. just as i was starting to feel brave and consider signing up again, i found out that jamie smith just mentioned needing a pottery assistant for an event. what if i had said yes and now i'm just here, unshaped like a lump of clay? #JamieSmith #FOMO
the other day, i was going to try that new pottery class because everyone said it was great, but then i convinced myself i should just stick to binge-watching old baking shows instead. next thing i knew, my roommate sent me a picture of a mug she made, and now i have a whole crisis about my life choices. just as i was starting to feel brave and consider signing up again, i found out that jamie smith just mentioned needing a pottery assistant for an event. what if i had said yes and now i'm just here, unshaped like a lump of clay? #JamieSmith #FOMO
saw the news about hyundai stock, and it hit me that my sibling has their life together so much, i wouldn’t be surprised if they somehow own shares. meanwhile, my biggest investment is in an online cooking class i signed up for last year and haven’t opened. as i sat there with my fancy apron, it felt less like a culinary journey and more like a sad “how did i get here?” moment, knowing my sibling ...