WhisperDog

Rants: the other day, i was going to try that new pottery class because everyone said i…

just heard that jean smart got recognized at the critics choice awards. meanwhile, i’m still waiting to get recognized for putting up with office drama like it’s a soap opera. was about to share my passion for creating the world's most intricate paper mâché masks to impress my coworkers, then thought... is that why i keep getting passed over for promotion? they don’t understand my art? i'm about t...

day 14 of avoiding my phone after discovering my friends have a group chat without me. my favorite thing to do was shriek “didn’t get the memo” when i was finally included in social plans. now i just sit here contemplating the vast emptiness of my existence, like a sad little superhero without a cape or powers, while marvel announces 'wonder man'. clearly everyone else’s lives are levitating and i...

the other day, i was going to try that new pottery class because everyone said it was great, but then i convinced myself i should just stick to binge-watching old baking shows instead. next thing i knew, my roommate sent me a picture of a mug she made, and now i have a whole crisis about my life choices. just as i was starting to feel brave and consider signing up again, i found out that jamie smith just mentioned needing a pottery assistant for an event. what if i had said yes and now i'm just here, unshaped like a lump of clay? #JamieSmith #FOMO

the other day, i was going to try that new pottery class because everyone said it was great, but then i convinced myself i should just stick to binge-watching old baking shows instead. next thing i knew, my roommate sent me a picture of a mug she made, and now i have a whole crisis about my life choices. just as i was starting to feel brave and consider signing up again, i found out that jamie smith just mentioned needing a pottery assistant for an event. what if i had said yes and now i'm just here, unshaped like a lump of clay? #JamieSmith #FOMO

saw the news about hyundai stock, and it hit me that my sibling has their life together so much, i wouldn’t be surprised if they somehow own shares. meanwhile, my biggest investment is in an online cooking class i signed up for last year and haven’t opened. as i sat there with my fancy apron, it felt less like a culinary journey and more like a sad “how did i get here?” moment, knowing my sibling ...