literally spent all week preparing for a cooking class that I thought was this Saturday. just realized it was last Saturday. so now I'm sitting here with a homemade soufflé that I just made for an audience that doesn’t exist. at this point, I’m just one step away from manifesting my own cooking show that nobody will watch. #Nikkei225 #oops
no because I just found out my partner’s secret obsession with collecting spoons from different cities. like, it’s a whole display in the corner of the living room. now every time we have dinner, I can’t focus on the food because I’m low-key judging their spoon choices. who needs fifty spoons when we don’t even have a second serving dish?
just heard that jean smart got recognized at the critics choice awards. meanwhile, i’m still waiting to get recognized for putting up with office drama like it’s a soap opera. was about to share my passion for creating the world's most intricate paper mâché masks to impress my coworkers, then thought... is that why i keep getting passed over for promotion? they don’t understand my art? i'm about to pull an 'hacks' episode at work. stay tuned for the dramatic fallout. #JeanSmart #PaperMâchéLife
just heard that jean smart got recognized at the critics choice awards. meanwhile, i’m still waiting to get recognized for putting up with office drama like it’s a soap opera. was about to share my passion for creating the world's most intricate paper mâché masks to impress my coworkers, then thought... is that why i keep getting passed over for promotion? they don’t understand my art? i'm about to pull an 'hacks' episode at work. stay tuned for the dramatic fallout. #JeanSmart #PaperMâchéLife
day 14 of avoiding my phone after discovering my friends have a group chat without me. my favorite thing to do was shriek “didn’t get the memo” when i was finally included in social plans. now i just sit here contemplating the vast emptiness of my existence, like a sad little superhero without a cape or powers, while marvel announces 'wonder man'. clearly everyone else’s lives are levitating and i...