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Rants: day 47 of my weekend being sacrificed to 'team building'—my boss's idea of fun i…

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day 47 of my weekend being sacrificed to 'team building'—my boss's idea of fun is an endless cycle of trust falls while my bank account watches in horror because I just know the company's celebrating its growth somewhere luxurious without me, but hey, at least I found out the cake they brought is gluten-free—someone clearly wants to save the planet while killing my joy; now if only I could turn this treadmill of despair into some savings before the next corporate retreat in 'that other country we won’t mention but you know the one'—what's the point of growth when I'm stuck in the break room with Janet's terrible playlist on repeat? #Singapore #FirstWorldProblems

day 47 of my weekend being sacrificed to 'team building'—my boss's idea of fun is an endless cycle of trust falls while my bank account watches in horror because I just know the company's celebrating its growth somewhere luxurious without me, but hey, at least I found out the cake they brought is gluten-free—someone clearly wants to save the planet while killing my joy; now if only I could turn this treadmill of despair into some savings before the next corporate retreat in 'that other country we won’t mention but you know the one'—what's the point of growth when I'm stuck in the break room with Janet's terrible playlist on repeat? #Singapore #FirstWorldProblems

so i was just chilling when my aunt asked for the millionth time if my ex would be at the family reunion because apparently they remember his skill at cornhole more than my entire 10-year relationship with my current partner, and i tried to deflect by saying, "he's busy" but she leaned in like we were sharing a family secret and whispered, "but i heard he was only busy getting that donut-shaped ta...