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day 47 of my weekend being sacrificed to 'team building'—my boss's idea of fun is an endless cycle of trust falls while my bank account watches in horror because I just know the company's celebrating its growth somewhere luxurious without me, but hey, at least I found out the cake they brought is gluten-free—someone clearly wants to save the planet while killing my joy; now if only I could turn th...
so i was just chilling when my aunt asked for the millionth time if my ex would be at the family reunion because apparently they remember his skill at cornhole more than my entire 10-year relationship with my current partner, and i tried to deflect by saying, "he's busy" but she leaned in like we were sharing a family secret and whispered, "but i heard he was only busy getting that donut-shaped tattoo on his belly that he said symbolizes life’s sweetness," and like, i thought we moved past that but here we are, now i need to come up with a new excuse every time someone brings him up like i'm in a true crime documentary and he's the one that got away.
so i was just chilling when my aunt asked for the millionth time if my ex would be at the family reunion because apparently they remember his skill at cornhole more than my entire 10-year relationship with my current partner, and i tried to deflect by saying, "he's busy" but she leaned in like we were sharing a family secret and whispered, "but i heard he was only busy getting that donut-shaped tattoo on his belly that he said symbolizes life’s sweetness," and like, i thought we moved past that but here we are, now i need to come up with a new excuse every time someone brings him up like i'm in a true crime documentary and he's the one that got away.
just realized i’ve been leaving messages in my old email thread with the friend who deleted my number—because i thought she'd eventually respond and then remind me why we fell off. spoiler alert: she won’t, and the only reply i’ll get is from the "unread" notification from my inbox.