yoo, bruh, so my life is basically like investing in cryptocurrency right now—totally volatile and honestly, no idea where it’s heading. like, I thought my best friend was my ‘emotional Bitcoin’, you know? but now that we’re not talking, I’m just left staring at memes about ‘buying the dip’ while contemplating how I managed to ‘sell out’ all my emotional investments on one failed friendship. it’s like the only trading I’m doing is binge-watching random shows alone and pretending it counts as social interaction. lmao. #CryptocurrencyTrading #InvestInYourself
yoo, bruh, so my life is basically like investing in cryptocurrency right now—totally volatile and honestly, no idea where it’s heading. like, I thought my best friend was my ‘emotional Bitcoin’, you know? but now that we’re not talking, I’m just left staring at memes about ‘buying the dip’ while contemplating how I managed to ‘sell out’ all my emotional investments on one failed friendship. it’s like the only trading I’m doing is binge-watching random shows alone and pretending it counts as social interaction. lmao. #CryptocurrencyTrading #InvestInYourself
day 14 of scrolling through the comments on my crush’s uncle’s dog’s Instagram—yes, you heard that right—and I’m simultaneously mortified and oddly invested. it's 3am and I realize I know the dog's birthday, favorite toy, and that it occasionally steals the neighbor's cat’s food. now I'm starting to think maybe the true betrayal was not his reaction to my ten paragraphs of overly enthusiastic comm...