WhisperDog

Rants: not gonna lie, i just found out my partner has been texting someone else. like, …

the way that i just got passed over for a promotion for the second time, and now i have a whole plan to confront the HR lady with an elaborate PowerPoint on my achievements, narrated by the dramatic voice from those nature documentaries. like, “watch as our employee showcases resilience in the face of corporate indifference…” but then i remembered i’m too scared to even ask for an explanation. so ...

wait—my 'best friend' only texts when they need something. it’s like the universe decided my emotional labor is on-demand—like a subscription service. but here i am, practicing acceptance speeches in my shower while they call me up, casually asking for a favor, right when i’m reeling from NEET PG cutoff drama. how do i respond? “yes, totally, let me just cancel my life plans to help you with your ...

not gonna lie, i just found out my partner has been texting someone else. like, literally in the middle of an ice storm warning. while i'm over here battling my emotions and 27 layers of socks, they're out here mixing up their texts like a bartender on a busy night. now i'm wondering if the only storm in my life is my heart breaking apart as quick as the ice is forming outside. like, should i be saving my emotional energy for hibernation or confronting my heartbreak in the frozen wasteland? #Tiempo #RelationshipDrama

not gonna lie, i just found out my partner has been texting someone else. like, literally in the middle of an ice storm warning. while i'm over here battling my emotions and 27 layers of socks, they're out here mixing up their texts like a bartender on a busy night. now i'm wondering if the only storm in my life is my heart breaking apart as quick as the ice is forming outside. like, should i be saving my emotional energy for hibernation or confronting my heartbreak in the frozen wasteland? #Tiempo #RelationshipDrama

it's not that i’m upset about my friends having a chat without me—it’s just that they’re literally sharing recipes for homemade pickles, and i’m over here googling if my allergies are a sign of early onset ninja turtle mutation. like, do they really think i can't contribute some insight on brine?