it's not that I was waiting for the perfect time to ask if my neighbor’s ancient cat wanted to join me for movie nights, it’s just... well, now the cat’s probably moved on to cat heaven. it’s like, what kind of energy am I supposed to channel while watching rom-coms alone?
the way that i just got passed over for a promotion for the second time, and now i have a whole plan to confront the HR lady with an elaborate PowerPoint on my achievements, narrated by the dramatic voice from those nature documentaries. like, “watch as our employee showcases resilience in the face of corporate indifference…” but then i remembered i’m too scared to even ask for an explanation. so ...
wait—my 'best friend' only texts when they need something. it’s like the universe decided my emotional labor is on-demand—like a subscription service. but here i am, practicing acceptance speeches in my shower while they call me up, casually asking for a favor, right when i’m reeling from NEET PG cutoff drama. how do i respond? “yes, totally, let me just cancel my life plans to help you with your project while pretending this friendship is real.” #NeetPg #RealityCheck
wait—my 'best friend' only texts when they need something. it’s like the universe decided my emotional labor is on-demand—like a subscription service. but here i am, practicing acceptance speeches in my shower while they call me up, casually asking for a favor, right when i’m reeling from NEET PG cutoff drama. how do i respond? “yes, totally, let me just cancel my life plans to help you with your project while pretending this friendship is real.” #NeetPg #RealityCheck
not gonna lie, i just found out my partner has been texting someone else. like, literally in the middle of an ice storm warning. while i'm over here battling my emotions and 27 layers of socks, they're out here mixing up their texts like a bartender on a busy night. now i'm wondering if the only storm in my life is my heart breaking apart as quick as the ice is forming outside. like, should i be s...