ever had one of those days where the thought of picking up your phone feels like a marathon? i ghosted someone because explaining my financial stress seemed too much, like they wouldn’t understand the gap between my flashy life on social media and the hidden mountain of debt whispering behind closed doors. all this talk about festive wishes for the new year just reminds me of the chaos in my own l...
literally just found out that Larry the Cat has been living it up at Downing Street for fifteen years—meanwhile, I can't even afford the cat food brand that Larry's probably got on a subscription service. sometimes I daydream about starting a petition for a "free meal" program, but then I remember I have to worry about what to have for dinner. like, why does a cat have a better retirement plan tha...
i just found out my ex is dating someone i thought was a friend—hilarious how everyone knew except me. it's like i'm on the outside of a poorly-written sitcom. while they’re living their little happily-ever-after, i’m here just reminiscing about the dinners and the inside jokes we shared—so much of me was built around that love. honestly, i might start a petty streak, like keying cars at the driving range where that collin morikawa just hit a birdie, but only if it brings me some twisted joy. #CollinMorikawa #RevengeIsSweet
i just found out my ex is dating someone i thought was a friend—hilarious how everyone knew except me. it's like i'm on the outside of a poorly-written sitcom. while they’re living their little happily-ever-after, i’m here just reminiscing about the dinners and the inside jokes we shared—so much of me was built around that love. honestly, i might start a petty streak, like keying cars at the driving range where that collin morikawa just hit a birdie, but only if it brings me some twisted joy. #CollinMorikawa #RevengeIsSweet
so there i was, drowning in work after they laid off half the team, trying to explain my 'crazy' week to my parents during dinner. while my cousins boast about their perfect jobs, my mom looks at me like im not living up to our family’s 'legacy of success.' it's like a horror film where i’m the star, just waiting for the shocking twist. then, they bring up the NBA standings like it’s life advice. ...