literally just found out that Larry the Cat has been living it up at Downing Street for fifteen years—meanwhile, I can't even afford the cat food brand that Larry's probably got on a subscription service. sometimes I daydream about starting a petition for a "free meal" program, but then I remember I have to worry about what to have for dinner. like, why does a cat have a better retirement plan tha...
i just found out my ex is dating someone i thought was a friend—hilarious how everyone knew except me. it's like i'm on the outside of a poorly-written sitcom. while they’re living their little happily-ever-after, i’m here just reminiscing about the dinners and the inside jokes we shared—so much of me was built around that love. honestly, i might start a petty streak, like keying cars at the drivi...
so there i was, drowning in work after they laid off half the team, trying to explain my 'crazy' week to my parents during dinner. while my cousins boast about their perfect jobs, my mom looks at me like im not living up to our family’s 'legacy of success.' it's like a horror film where i’m the star, just waiting for the shocking twist. then, they bring up the NBA standings like it’s life advice. im nodding, but all i can think is, at least lebron gets a paycheck. while im just hoping i can pay rent. but sure, let’s talk playoffs instead of my life, right? #NbaStandings #familydrama
so there i was, drowning in work after they laid off half the team, trying to explain my 'crazy' week to my parents during dinner. while my cousins boast about their perfect jobs, my mom looks at me like im not living up to our family’s 'legacy of success.' it's like a horror film where i’m the star, just waiting for the shocking twist. then, they bring up the NBA standings like it’s life advice. im nodding, but all i can think is, at least lebron gets a paycheck. while im just hoping i can pay rent. but sure, let’s talk playoffs instead of my life, right? #NbaStandings #familydrama
lmao, I just realized I practice giving imaginary speeches about my side hustle in front of the mirror like I actually won something. but the truth is, nobody knows I’m just a debt detective in a game I never signed up for. it’s wild how I act like I’m living my best life while I’m really just... kinda surviving. does anyone else rehearse how to explain their “success” while simultaneously hiding ...